Sunday, May 24, 2009

Dear Mets fans, if you're going to jump off a bridge, may Johnny suggest the Queensborough Bridge?

Since thousands of Mets fans are ready to throw themselves into the East River after new closer, new $75 million dollar closer, Francisco Rodriguez was taken to the hospital in Boston last night with back spasms so bad he collapsed in the clubhouse and had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance, Johnny would like to suggest Mets fans use the Queensborough Bridge, as he's planning on walking across the Brooklyn Bridge tomorrow.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

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