Friday, May 1, 2009

OK, yes, this guys name alone got him in the Jersey City Desk

A man from Orange NJ got beat up Sunday night in Jersey City. He did not lose gracefully. Instead one Diplow Evans used his cell phone to call someone to bring him a stolen gun. Trouble for Diplow was that plainclothes police heard him make the call and threats to "Set it off" and waited nearby. When the car arrived with Diplow's manly gun, police jumped out of the car, ordered him to the ground, which Diplow resisted, and arrested him for aggravated assault on police officers, possession of a firearm by a felon, resisting arrest and other weapons offenses.

Oh Diplow, that ain't how we roll here in JC, maybe you can get away with curbside handgun delivery in Orange but not here.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Diplow is CURSED with that name.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

And if it's not a family name (Yikes) what were the parents thinking?

"Diplow, what a GREAT name!"

Anonymous said...

If you read the name and you have somewhat of a education you can tell that his mother was on drugs. I know because he is not from Orange he is from Jersey City born and raised he just happened to be residing in Orange. Background people get background when your writing a story..

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

OK, so he's from Jersey City originally, I still would have used the story because of his name.

Background? Why would we do that? In journalism normally one mentions where someone lives when they commit the act.

Ok, Diplow was residing in Orange and was born and raised in Jersey City....


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